Everybody Loves Saturday Night

And the Oscar for cutest dual acceptance...

goes to the Coen Brothers, who were as cute up there as Ben & Matt years ago.  I've seen No Country for Old Men twice now and was just as blown away the second time.  First-rate Filmmaking, for sure.

And the Oscar for most poetic acceptance speech...

goes to Daniel Day-Lewis.  That was quite something.

Oscar: At least it got the one.

Yay for JUNO winning Original Screenplay, probably the only nomination it had a chance of actually winning. 

Oscar: Music

Screw the stupid Oscar songs:  the song from The New Jaguar commercial?  THAT one I NEED.

Oscars: In Poor Taste

The pregnancy joke was a little too low class for my tastes.  Whether Angelina Jolie is pregnant or not.

Shame on you, John Stewart, can't you do better than that?

Oscar: The Most Unexpected

Marillon Cotillard just brought tears to my eyes - she's soooo jonesed to win! 

And to think she was probably tied with Ellen Page for Least Likely To.

She's unrecognizable as herself if the only time you've ever seen her was actually IN La Vie en Rose.

Well deserved. 

Oscars: Outfits

OK I did NOT watch any pre-show coverage so I'm sure there are some doozies out there I missed.  But looking just at who I've seen on stage, I have to say Tilda Swinton certainly achieved greatness...if her goal was to totally disguise any and all shape in her entire body!  The MSNBC Oscar blogger called it a garbage sack; I'd have to agree.

Oscars: Get a load of that voice.

Wow, Kristin Chenoweth just blew my mind, I had no idea her voice had that kinda oomph & range.

But - seriously - she couldn't find a dress that fit better in the bust? 

Woops, I forgot one!! R.O.R. #17: Favorite Jon Stewart Joke of the Night.

After Three 6 Mafia won the Oscar for best original song:

It just got a little bit easier in here for a pimp.

R.O.R. #16: One Final Comment.

Sandra Bullock wore a really pretty dress, she brought a really pretty date (smooches to you, Keanu) and her makeup looked pretty as well. But WTF happened to her hair?

Definitely the worst, and most bizarre, hair of the evening.

That's it for me, folks. Good night, and as my father has always ended his conversations, "good luck."