Everybody Loves Saturday Night
Non-academic writing about academic writing and what I do to avoid it. There will be knitting. Oh yes, there will be knitting.
7.30.2004
That's it. I'm officially sick of this weather. I'm tired
of all my summer clothes, and I'm dreaming of wool (well, actually, I'm
dreaming of owning alpacas, like the ones
J Strizz has
pictures of. So they spit. I don't have the
greatest table manners, either). There's no other
explanation for why I woke up before 6 this morning and couldn't get
back to sleep, other than it feels like it's going to be another humid
day (which makes my hair happy, but then, my hair gets to sleep
in a while longer, so screw it). I forgot to take off the
necklace I was wearing last night before I went to bed and now my neck
feels icky. I feel icky all over. I'm hungry and
there's nothing here for breakfast. Whine whine whine whine
whine. Pity me.
I'm a little in love with
Claudia's
cat, Igor. And I just realized that I've been thinking it's
pronounced EYE-gor. Pathetic. Unless he really is an
EYE-gor, which would just be so validating (what hump?). But I'm
not banking on it.
Go check out
Ms. Cari.
She's put up the knitting post to end all knitting posts. That
and her new Silk Garden sweater is absolutely gorgeous.
Scout
has apparently picked up on my little crush on Igor, because he's being
uncommonly sweet right now, sitting on my lap and not biting my arms as
I type. He's just a big furry ball of purring, and he's
my one and only cat. There. That public declaration oughta
appease him. But you know what I caught this morning?
I'd made him a catnip mouse like, a year ago, and recorded his descent
into addiction (
sample shot).
I would like the record to show that he still plays with the mouse, or
at least still acknowledges its presence. Or, perhaps, in lieu of
a real mouse like the one Igor felled, Scout is attempting to prove his
merit (forgive the evil alien eyes he's got in the picture.
The red-eye removal feature just makes him look weirder):
I'd
give you a legend for this photo, but it's pretty
self-explanatory. Cat. Floor. Futon mattress and
frame. Mouse. Piece of cardboard used in recent fringing
activity.
There's also this:

Sigh.
7.29.2004
I have now lived in New York for two years. I'm not going to do another pseudo-recap like I did
last year,
but I will say that not a day goes by that I don't congratulate myself
on the decision to move here. Yeah, I don't have full-time
employment yet; yeah, I'm paying too much rent; yeah, the subway has
lost much of its charm (yesterday? 30 minutes for a train before
I gave up and hopped into a car); but as I've said before, this city
gets me. I mean,
gets me. You know?
~~~~~
Dear John Edwards,
I
adore you. When I see you, my heart does the same sort of
thumpty-thump that it used to do when I watched Martin Sheen on
The West Wing. I think you're the real deal. Keep on stumpin'.
Love,
Michelle
~~~~~
Thanks
for the compliments on the Plassard shawl, y'all (heh, that
rhymes. OK, I've had enough coffee). And yes, the Giotto
shawl is next. I wound two of the hanks yesterday. Winding
Giotto is not fun. It is, in fact, a major pain in the ass.
I had a massive yarn catastrophe on my hands before I finished winding
the first hank. The yarn got all tangled up somehow--I have no
idea how this happened--and I had to start winding up the yarn from the
other end to untangle it, and then I had to take a picture because it
reminded me of those maps on kiddie placemats in restaurants. Get
the yarn ball on the right to its rightful place in the pull-up ball on
the left!
Legend:
A: Renoir print that used to hang in my grandparents' den.
B: Chococat.
C: Matty the Owl (Harry Potter-inspired feel-better present from my mom).
D:
Strange lamp with porcelain figures you can barely see on the base;
also from grandparents, and has always been on top of the piano.
E: Menorah that I still haven't put away. Shut up.
F: Pseudo-Karabella yarn from School Products, on top of which is the wound up ball of Giotto.
G: My turtle collection.
H: Sun/Moon stress relief chimey spheres...whatever the hell they're called. It was a gift.
I:
One of the several pictures I haven't gotten around to putting
up. I think this is the one of my great-great-grandfather, who
was a cantor in either Latvia or Lithuania. I had it over my desk
in Ohio when I was writing my Masters thesis on Anglo-Jewish fiction,
for inspiration. Now I don't know where to put it.
J:
The piano. That's a pillow on top of it. For no
reason. Or...to protect the piano from Scout and his hair and his
claws. Yeah...that's it.
Eventually, I got this (better sense of color than in the previous shot):
Yup...starting
it today. It struck me, too, that I should wear the shawl at my
brother's wedding next year. Hey, did I tell you all that I'm
going to be in the wedding? That's a first for me. Pretty
exciting.
~~~~~
While I'm at it, I want to show you
the yarn I scored while I was in Minnesota back in June. I was at
the Three Kittens, which just happens to be the very first yarn store I
ever went to with the express purpose of getting yarn to make a
sweater, back when I was, what? 12? Something like
that. My mom was hunting around for yarn she would get for me to
make her the Nicky Epstein geisha cape pattern from last fall's IK
(which I agreed to do because I love my mother), and I was
browsing...and happened across this:
I don't know if you can read the tag, so here's a
close-up.
My middle name is Helene. This yarn HAS MY NAME ON IT. How could I be parted from it? I mean,
look
at it. They only had one skein (and at $40 a pop, thank GOD they
only had one), and it's 218 yards of 50% silk/50% wool, and you wanna
know what I'm going to do with it?
Yup. Crochet myself a scarf.
I am unstoppable. Put the phone down, cancel all operations.
7.28.2004
Today
is your day to dream, and dream big, dear Aries. Think about what it is
that you want most out of life. Aim your arrow at the stars and pull
back your bow as far as possible. There is no limit to how far you can
go. Your only limitation is your own imagination. Don't worry if your
plan doesn't seem to make any rational sense. Worry more about what you
want and less about how you are going to get it.
Good
grief. That's a fairly sizable limitation, I gotta
say. If I were ever faced with a genie granting me three wishes,
I'd suffer a complete failure of imagination and pull
some lame-ass request out of the ether, without thinking of the
old monkey's paw caveat, so that "I wish I never had to work for money
again" would make me a quadriplegic. And wishing I were
President of the United States would set me up for assassination, not
to mention voiding the whole not having to work for money thing.
Worse, I'd fall back on that old wishing for more wishes cliche.
When faced with, "What do you want?" I freeze. Too many
possibilities. Too much desire.
By the way, you're all
invited to attend and/or contribute to my big 35th birthday party, at
which I intend to announce my candidacy for president. I know,
it's two years away. Start planning.
It's a good thing my plans are rarely rational.
The Learning Experience:
- Crocheting
is not hard. It takes time to get used to, particularly in
holding the working yarn and getting even tension. If you're
comfortable making a chain, or crocheting a border around a
neckline/hemline, you can do this.
- Doesn't mean I want to go back and try to teach a passel of ten-year-olds how to do it.
- The
nice thing about crocheting a shawl is that when it gets to be a
certain size, it just lays in your lap as you work across the next
row. You're not supporting it with your needles, hands, and
wrists.
- At the same time, it would help to have a marker of
some sort to indicate the working side. I can't count how many
times I started crocheting a new row down the side.
- Finishing
off crochet is anti-climactic compared to binding off. I always
get such a sense of accomplishment when I bind off a row of knitting,
but in crochet, you just pull the yarn through the last loop you made,
et voila! You're done.
- Fringe ain't so bad.
- Whoever came up with the idea of pinning shawls to a wall (I think it was Stef?) is a genius.
I
know I said I was going to finish the shawl when I hit 60" or so, but
that row came...and I just kept going. When I started my fifth
ball of Papyrus, I went for three rows and then stopped. And it
took the rest of that ball and the entire sixth ball to make the fringe
(and even then I was short, so some places on the shawl have only two
strands instead of three). So it's yoooooooge. When I
draped it around me last night, I almost got lost in it. (No
modeling shots yet, because for one thing, I tried the shawl on in my
bra, in lieu of the silk camisole I'm about to go hunt for [thanks, Jon
& Cari, for the fashion advice], and you don't get pictures of me
in my bra, and for another thing, I haven't quite been able to teach
Scout how to work the camera.)
And although my eye immediately
goes to the flaws--a place where I made two double crochets into the
same ring, a place where I didn't push the rings to be evenly spaced
(this is the other really cool thing about the pattern, which is linked
from my "finished" list over there--I can manipulate the chains.
And Manipulate the Chains is the title of my next album), I am. So pleased. With how this came out.
7.27.2004
I kinda wish I were at the Boston convention right now.
Kinda. I remember watching the Democrats' convention in 1992 and
knowing instinctively that Clinton and Gore would win the
election. It was just so obvious; enthusiasm and optimism like
that couldn't have been wasted. I didn't watch the Clintons speak
last night so I'm searching around for a video clip I can stream (you
can get the transcript of speeches on the
DNC website).
I love listening to Bill. Love Hillary too, but she doesn't quite
have the same powers of oratory that Bill does. Almost. But
not quite.
I went to see
The Corporation
last week, a 2.5 hour documentary about eeeeeeeeeevil. It's well
worth seeing, but man, is it brutal. Right up until the "you can
make a difference" end which, frankly, didn't make me feel all that
empowered. I will say this, though:
this is the movie that elicited the kind of reaction that I'd been hoping for with
Fahrenheit 9/11. It reminded me that I still hadn't read through Naomi Klein's
Fences and Windows,
so I started it a couple nights ago. Klein does an excellent
job of writing about multinational conglomerates and global
capitalist organizations and their economic policies in a very
accessible way (this is one of the strengths of
The Corporation as well). Like this, from an April 2000 essay:
The
World Bank has lent money to the poorest and most desperate nations to
build economies based on foreign-owned megaprojects, cash-crop farming,
low-wage export-driven manufacturing and speculative finance.
These projects have been a boon to multinational mining, textile, and
agribusiness companies around the world, but in many countries they
have also led to environmental devastation, mass migration to urban
centres, currency crashes and dead-end sweatshop jobs.
Which
is where the World Bank and IMF [International Monetary Fund] come in
with their infamous bailouts, always with more conditions
attached. In Haiti, it was a frozen minimum wage, in Thailand the
elimination of restrictions on foreign ownership, in Mexico a hike in
university fees was urged. And when these latest austerity
measures fail once again to lead to sustainable economic growth, these
countries are still on the hook for their layers of debts.
I highly recommend Klein's
No Logo as well.
[ironic segue]
So,
my AT&T phone is now hooked up to a Southwestern Bell Caller ID
box, because I signed up for a Verizon plan that gives me a certain
number of features for a flat monthly rate. It means I need to
disconnect my answering machine because it's stuck on picking up after
two rings, and Caller ID won't work that fast. I've decided that
I'm going to give it a month--maybe less--and if I don't like the way
it's working, I'm going to cancel my Verizon service all
together. Radio Disney still hasn't been exorcized completely
from my line, and thanks to my Earthlink high speed service rendered
possible by my TimeWarner cable modem, I don't really need a land
line anymore.
Now: rank the companies mentioned above in order of evil.
The shawl, she gets fringe today.
7.26.2004
I was tooling through my archives the other day (I'm always curious
when people find me through some string of words that appear at various
points during the month of, in this case, August 2003), and found this
bit, which made me chuckle:
I love being an Aries. Worship me! Answer to my every whim! Fulfill my every need! DO IT!
I offer it up again as a kindly reminder.
Though
I suppose it might be more effective/efficient to come up with a list
of those needs and whims, you know, specifics might be helpful. Here's
one. I demand that my cat shut the hell up. I love 'im, but good GOD.
The past couple days he's been plunking himself down (contrary to
popular opinion, this doesn't cause tremors to reverberate throughout
the place), fixing me with the Glare of Feline Contempt, and bleating
out this unearthly noise that doesn't sound so much like "meow," but
more like, "mmmmmaaaaaaannnnnngh." And he will not let up. It starts at
6. He breaks for food and the post-meal nap. Then it starts again. I
have heard that the best way to get him to stop is to ignore him. Tell
me, how easy do you think it is to pretend a cat who sounds like he's
going through a severe existential crisis simply isn't there? Think
about it.
You know, other than that, my desire to have all the
auto shops on my block go away and be replaced by 1) a laundromat, 2) a
Mailboxes, 3) a decent pharmacy, and 4) a Unicorn-esque coffee shop; my
whim to get paid a lot of money for simply being here; and my demand
that all those cute little boutiques on the LES start carrying more
clothes sized above a 6...I am pretty damn satisfied with the way
things around me have situated themselves. One might say I am
content.
Somewhere on that list of Things That Make Me
Content is the Plassard Shawl, which is nearing completion. It's
just about 59" wide at the top, so one or two more rows and I'll stop
to block it. Crappy picture alert:
Click
here for a close up of the pattern, and a better sense of color.
Of
course, I need something to wear with it now. Before you say,
"Strappy tank," I'll say I've already thought of it, but I think that
the tank is too heavy for something as light as this shawl. I'll
try it, but I'd need a matching skirt anyway. I went looking this
weekend, but saw nothing that was either in my size or price
range. Few things are as discouraging as really wanting to
purchase clothing and not being able to. Do you think this is why
so many women love shoes? I shopped this entire weekend, I am
exhausted, and all I have to show for it is a patchwork skirt that does
not coordinate with the shawl. I like it anyway.
(*gasp* Fatboy Slim and Bootsy Collins teamed up on a cover of "The Joker"? How delightful.)
7.23.2004
Please.
I should know by now that in yarn-related matters, there is no
"if." It's always a matter of "when." Which brings me to my
main yarn philosophy: no time like the present. Sure, I may demur
with excuses of the wallet, much in the same way folks will face
tiramisu with "Oh, no, I couldn't possibly, I'm so full, but it does
look delicious and creamy, well, maybe just a bite, if someone will
split it with me." And, of course, there is no sharing of the
tiramisu.
I was right about the Giotto shawl in Knit NY.
It is crocheted, it's almost identical to the pattern I've been
following (longer chains, yielding wider holes), and it only takes
three skeins, including fringe. So I bought a stunning and
elegant colorway called "Jay." Here it is (looking slightly less
deep teal than it is in person):

I
worked on the Plassard shawl at Knit NY, and I think I'm getting the
hang of it. And it's draping a lot better. The Giotto,
though...that's going to call for a very special outfit. Perhaps
something I can wear on a date in September?
Enjoy the weekend.
7.22.2004

I
finished the body of the Micro Sitcom, started a sleeve, and got tired
of working on it. My hands craved something light and fast.
During my recent overdose of
Sex & The City, I noticed
SJP wearing a fabulous shawl--dark blue, very open, very
silky-looking. Then I saw a similar shawl in Knit NY--seriously,
it looked exactly the same. Made from Colinette Giotto.
Can't work the pocketbook that way right now, though I have a feeling
that because the shawl is so open, it wouldn't take that many
skeins. I'll ask tomorrow, when I'm there to meet
Cari and
Iris.
My mind went back to the Plassard Papyrus (color: 13) I bought months ago from the
Boys.
Remember my swatching woes with this one? That might make a fun
shawl, I thought. Good colors, very bulky but light yarn so it'll
go quickly, and I've definitely got enough of it.
So I went in
search of a pattern, and found one, over on the About.crochet
site. Yes. Crochet. The skill I don't really
have. The skill I tried, unsuccessfully, twice, to teach to fifth
graders (I dreamt about that last night, too. I am not keen to
try again. Me and twenty 10-year-olds? Not a good
combo). I understand the mechanics of crocheting, but I'm unable
to translate it into something that looks the way it should.
I went ahead, anyway. Partly just to see if I could, partly because I had to do
something
other than stockinette for a while. The pattern is really easy,
and it is, I believe, the same pattern used for the Giotto shawl.
So if I wind up making that, I'll have had some practice. And I
think I almost have the hang of it. My loopies are by no means
even, but then the yarn, being that it's practically paper, hides a lot
of that.
In fact, I'm pretty sure this yarn shouldn't be used in
this manner. You can't see the stitches, and frankly, it looks
like I just knotted it together. And it doesn't really
drape. But you know what? I like it anyway, and it's fun to
work on. And it goes so quickly! What I've shown you, I did
in an hour. And it feels nice.
7.20.2004
Well,
that's all I got. Are we all sharing biorhythms or
something? Everywhere I turn, I see "I don't feel like doing this
right now" or "I'm just not feeling very creative right now." Is
it the July doldrums? I'm back in that place where I don't want
to do this unless I can be witty and charming. And then I sit
down to write and I really do feel witty and charming, but then I'll
type "bargroom" instead of "bathroom" and the feeling's gone. And
it's replaced by stupid giggling because "bargroom" looks like
"blargroom," the room one uses to blarg. And I know that's not
going to be funny to anyone else. And it's neither witty nor
charming. It's just silly.
The Very Full Week of the Unemployed Gal continued this noon, with a lovely lunch with the lovely
Mindy,
at the Zen Palate on 76th & Broadway. I've now been in each
of the Zen Palates, and I think this one is the nicest. It's very
airy and pleasant. I fear I am succumbing to Upper West Side
desire. I need a good dive bar in slummy Brooklyn to get back to
my roots. Or rather, the roots that I have concocted for myself
since moving here.
After lunch, we went to The Yarn Co so I could find a copy of the Summer IK for a very special
person,
and I felt absolutely no desire to buy yarn. OK, save for the new
color of Kureyon that Mindy picked up. But that can wait.
Then we went to the AMNH, where Mindy flashed her employee badge to
hustle me into a couple exhibits. I love knowing people.
She took me through the startling and fascinating frogs exhibit, and
I'm still not quite convinced that some of those frogs were real.
They kinda looked like candy. Poisonous candy (and, in fact, you
can purchase gummi frogs at the gift shop, which is
just...wrong). I spotted a child (looking at the exhibit, not
part of it) with a tousled mop of red curly hair, which triggered that
whole "I must steal that child" impulse I get from time to time--nope,
if I had a biological clock, it'd be doing time, because I sometimes
think having a child would be nice, but I don't actually want to
have
a child (I'd just like yours, please, with the promise that you'll get
her or him back when I have tired of it)--but the impulse gathered up
its petticoats and fled in haste once I made it to the Exploratorium
exhibit, which is a hands-on "Science is FUN!" kind of exhibit
that encourages people to touch, push, pull, and spin things.
Very heavy on the pendulums. Pendula? And
also overwhelmingly glutted with touching, pushing, pulling,
spinning, jumping, screaming whirling dervishes between the ages of 4
and 10.
I don't mean to imply that science is not
fun. I think science is a blast. Science has it going
on. I know scientists, and they can party.
(I so did not mean the clock/doing time thing back there. I am ashamed of myself.)
7.19.2004
Conversation with my brother yesterday:
Me: Hello?
Bro: Hello!
Me: Hey!
Together: How's it going?
Together: Good.
Together (in response): Good.
[pause]
Me: So how are you?
Bro: Fine. And yourself?
Me: Great.
[pause]
Me: How ya doin'?
[we can do this "how are you" bit forever. I'll jump ahead.]
Bro: How are things?
Me: Things are good!
Bro: Yes. I hear "things"...
Me: Yes, "things" are pretty good.
Together: Yay, things!
Move over,
My Dinner with Andre.
Sigh.
I really wanted to regale you with some fantastic story from my past,
but nothing comes to mind. You know what I love, though?
That so many of you are listening to 97X. That I have actually
succeeded in "spreading the word." I have absolutely no
affiliation with the station, though I did used to live directly behind
it. It's just...that loyalty I tend to feel towards places and
things (like the
Unicorn Cafe),
and the compulsion I have to share things that mean a lot to me.
It's a little personal, too, you know? Like the fact you're
loving this station somehow reflects really well on
me.
I
can't decide what I want to do today. I've got writing to do that
I put off during the whole Introduction Push, I need to get a couple
size 5 circs for the Micro Sitcom sleeves--but do I journey into
Manhattan for that, or stick to the local store that I haven't been to
in ever so long?--I'm out of food, I still need to get light bulbs, and
I just found out that my open invitation to some Boston friends to
crash here when they make it to NYC has been accepted for the coming
weekend, which means I absolutely need to make the apartment a lot more
presentable than it is now. I have a lunch
date tomorrow and a
knitting date on Friday...I've got a busy week for someone who has managed to avoid employment so far this summer.
I really don't want to go back to school. Where's my deus ex machina?
7.17.2004
Thanks
to the beauty that is Friendster (and believe me, this rather silly
concept has served me well in more ways than most of you will ever
know, or I, frankly, care to believe), I have reconnected with two
people I went to college with (all right, "with whom I went to
college"). And one of them reminded me, through the question,
"what the hell was
that about?", of a rather
serious relationship I'd had back in the day. "The day" being
circa 1991. We met over the internet. I mention this
because, while the relationship didn't pan out, it was at a time when
internet dating was considered even more freakish than it is now.
I totally
am a trendsetter. That's the only
reason I mention this. For posterity. I was so way ahead of
the curve, I set the curve, baby. So thanks, Al Gore.
I
should also thank my friend S., without whom I wouldn't have heard
about email and the internet until everyone else had, because that's
usually my speed. But it sometimes totally pays to have friends
who work in the science & technology field. I remember this
so well, her calling me from MIT and telling me about this thing called
"electronic mail," which would save us countless dollars in long
distance phone bills. I really do consider this to be the most
outstanding invention that has occurred in my lifetime. I mean,
seriously. When you stop to think about it? It's
incredible.
Those of you who have joined me
in the 97X love will have no doubt heard that new Belle & Sebastian
song by now. My god, I cannot remember the last time I could not
get enough of one song. It's 6 minutes long and still leaves me
wanting more. It's the Official Everybody Loves Saturday Night
Summer Anthem. I bought the single on Friday. I take back
every negative thing I ever said about B&S. I have spent the
last half hour playing this song over and over, singing along.
No, I'm not ashamed of this.
Other songs I can play the hell out of and never tire of them:
Cannonball
- The Breeders (which remains the rawkingest song that ever
rawked. Jesus, that hook? Gets me every time, after how
many years?)
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz (the rest of this album? Disappointing.)
Save Me From Happiness - Departure Lounge
Can't Stand It - Wilco
6'1" - Liz Phair (one of the best first tracks ever, in my opinion)
Runway - The Hang-Ups (MN band that had a track featured in
Chasing Amy) The Frug - Rilo Kiley (Could there be a song that's more me? No.)
Dry the Rain - Beta Band (yes, this is the song featured in
High Fidelity,
when John Cusack pronounces, "I will now sell three copies of the Beta
Band." It's not an exaggeration. This song rules. And
I just found out that it's actually supposed to be pronounced
"BEE-ta." I think that's just dumb. But Steve Mason?
That's one sexy voice.)
Superman - REM (mostly because I just like singing along to it)
Minnesoter - Dandy Warhols
Waitress in the Sky - Replacements
Italian Leather Sofa - Cake (did anyone ever watch "Mission Hill"? 'Cause this is the song that introduces it)
Insanely Jealous - Soft Boys
A New England - Billy Bragg
Stutter - Elastica
Oof,
my private stash of MP3s is currently on another Departure Lounge song,
"Stay on the Line." Given my current state of mind, this song is
sending me into thrills. For those of you who have no idea who
I'm talking about, go
here.
And then go to the audio download page and download "King Kong Frown,"
"Straight Line to the Kerb," and "What You Have is Good"
(although the latter song is really only great once you've heard "Save
Me From Happiness," so let me know if you want me to send
it to you. I totally will). More people need to
know about this band, hiatus be damned. Do me a favor and pray
that they'll tour again. I've only seen them live once (opened
for Robyn Hitchcock, who is absent from this list only because I can't
choose a single song, it's all that good [honestly, how can you not
love a man who rhymes "Well the friction is delicious but it's
challenging" with "You're the kind of girl that really does need
bandaging"?]. For the record, other artists included in the "it's
all that good" category are Elvis Costello and The Beatles. And a
lot of early XTC)
I also bought PJ Harvey's
latest. I swear, if I swung that way? Polly Jean is at the
top of my list. It might be because it seems as though she cares
as little for eyebrow maintenance as I do.
7.16.2004
What
a wonder--I managed to do almost everything on my list yesterday
between the time of posting and just now. The one thing I didn't
get to was the light bulbs, and it wasn't due to phobia.
Really. I was all psyched up to test the piano bench with my
weight (oh, right, the bench would have been covered with a towel or
something to protect the needlepoint part, ummmm, yeah. Well, now
it will be), but then I discovered I am out of light bulbs. Isn't
that always the way? Laundry?
Done. There was even a very nice man who was taking his stuff out
of the dryer as I was taking mine out of the washer, and he told me
he'd left 12 minutes on his dryer, if I wanted it. This is a far
cry from the days of doing laundry in college, when if you didn't watch
the machines like a hawk, your clothes would be strewn across the floor
in order to free a washer or dryer. Wait, wait...I'm getting a
nice little memory about the laundry room in college...
.... ...... ..... Um,
OK! We're back. I was informed by maintenance that someone
will be out to fix my buzzer on Saturday. Yeah, right. That's
gonna happen. In the meantime, I've missed three packages because
of that buzzer, which irks me a little, because usually the mail
carrier will ring the buzzer and then just leave the package in the
foyer. And I know the latest package is one of my CDs from
Amazon--they couldn't leave a little thing like that? When they
show blatant disregard for the Netflix disks they shove in my little
mailbox? I can't decide if I want to go to the PO today, when I
know I'll have to go back at least once more in the next couple days
(for which I also blame Amazon, for shipping two CDs separately even
though I ordered both within ten minutes of each other). I
sound cranky, don't I. I am. I just have not been getting
enough sleep lately, and it hasn't helped that the last few days Scout
has begun his morning ritual of demanding food and jumping all over the
bed at 5:30 AM. I actually tried shutting him out of the bedroom
this morning, but doing so only led to louder demands and claws on the
door. I may have squeezed in another hour of sleep total, off and
on. There are two ways I can go today on this much sleep: dullard
or slap-happy. I'm not sure I have much control over it, but
let's hope I go slap-happy, because it's definitely more fun for all
involved. And
I did manage to begin the Great Stash Organization, but in lieu of
organizing containers, it was little more than grabbing bags and
putting them in my newly available closet. It's a start, and it
cleared out some space in the living room, so I'm happy. I also
got around to taking pictures this morning. Now, before I show them, I need to give a shout out to Wendy,
who has been making me giggle on a daily basis by taking pictures of
one of her Spongebob Squarepants figures posing with yarn. It's
just...I think it's funny, OK? Just perfectly goofy and
weird. So I had to give it a try. I don't have Spongebob,
and I would never directly copy Wendy anyway, and as I looked around my
paltry collection of goofy toys, I asked myself, "Who would best
represent me as a Yarn Spokesmodel?" Chococat? I don't
think he looks happy enough. Conjunction Junction guy? Not
big enough. Punching Rabbi (fighting for wisdom for 3,000
years!)? Mmmm...maybe for something really holy. Mojo
Jojo? Now, I think he'd be good, except the one I have doesn't
stand up very well. So this brings me to the obvious choice from
the beginning.
Buttercup is posing with the Kersti. Daring anyone to just try and take it from her. Good yarn bodyguard, she is.
Here's
how far I've gotten on the sleeve, after following the pattern,
realizing it would make the sleeve way too long for me, and ripping
back before starting the cap shaping again:
See what I mean? It doesn't look like it would be this pink. I'm not complaining, though.
I
decided to change the pattern slightly, because I didn't want the
stockinette roll--every time I have it, it winds up rolling up farther
and farther each time I wear it. So you can't tell, but what I
did was start the sleeve with a few rows of seed stitch. I'm
going to do the same with the body, and carry the seed stitch up the
zipper facing and hood.
And here is a crappy picture of
the Micro Sitcom, 76 rows in and at least 36 more to go before I can
start the sleeves (hmm, I need new circs for that). It's brighter
than this, and it matches the Beqi dress perfectly.
You're all trying to read my DVD titles anyway, aren't you?
7.15.2004
Starting off with a dull to do list:
1.
Call maintenance to remind them that I still have a broken buzzer.
While they're at it, someone needs to fix my toilet. It's not leaking,
but running nonstop, unless I turn the little knobby thing, which makes
the flusher thingy not work. The noise is keeping me up at night. Scout
wakes me up too early. I am so tired.
2. Laundry. It's going to be good to get away from the computer for a couple hours. Sit outside the 'mat and knit.
3. Begin the Great Stash Organization.
4. Take pictures.
5.
Attempt the changing of light bulbs in the living room. The ceiling is
too high for me, even on the little stepladder I have. The only option
I have right now is to use the piano bench, but I'm not sure that's
going to be high enough. Maybe the people who moved in downstairs
inherited the real ladder from the former tenants. I'm a little
ladder-phobic. Actually, anything I need to climb up gives me the
ookies. But I do like the idea that I am once again solely responsible
for the changing of the light bulbs.
So yeah, no pictures yet. I will tell you what's been going on knitting-wise, though. I got seduced by
Cari's Elann
purchase and ordered a passel of cotton yarn, including some Millefili
print in the Potpurri colorway, enough Lara for two tanks--one orange,
one olive green with thin blue and yellow stripes (do other people get
inspired by the way the color charts are organized on Elann's site? The
green, blue and yellow were right next to each other and made me say
"ooh!")--some Schachenmayr Micro in Pumpkin, which really looks more
tangerine-ish, but whatever, with which I am working with currently, on
a Sitcom Chic-inspired cardigan. The yarn is a smaller gauge, so I had
to do some adapting, and I'm working an eyelet row on the hem of the
body and on the sleeve cuffs. I might leave it like that, or thread
some ribbon through it. The cardigan is specifically to wear with the
pink and orange Beqi dress I showed you a couple weeks ago. It's taking
forever to work on; because of the smaller gauge I've currently got 220
stitches on size 5 needles, heading up to 228. The Micro is rather
nice--100% acrylic (how ghastly!) and very soft, good stitch
definition, and the sweater is going to feel very nice and look
spiffingly splendid, so I will persevere with the endless stockinette
(mad deja vu right there).
I've already confessed to
Rob, so I can also tell you that I also bought some, um,
Kersti.
From a non-Threadbear source. I didn't want it to go down that way,
honest. I'd noticed a fantastic colorway at Knit NY a couple months
ago, with vivid purples and oranges, two colors I just love together. I
noted the number and asked Rob if they had it. He had the number, but
said that their stock was heavier on the greens instead of purples. Dye
lots, and all that. Koigu people know what I'm sayin'. So I realized
that if I wanted
this colorway, I needed to get it where I saw
it. So after several weeks of cogitating "I shouldn't, but I want to,
but I'm not working, but it'll be gone when you're ready, but I really
don't need it, but it's so purty, you really are a shameless hussy,
takes one to know one, blah de blah blah" I found myself back in Knit
NY, fondling the Kersti. I
could throw some blame
Iris's
way, since she had her Kersti and had hoodwinked Cari into touching it,
and somehow it transferred over to me...but it doesn't quite work that
way, does it? No, it does not. I wanted the Kersti, and I finally owned
up to it. And now I own it.
(Dude. The new Belle and Sebastian
song, "Your Cover's Blown"? Never been a fan of this band, but wow.
This song rules. Totally doesn't sound like what I think B&S has
always sounded like, which is probably why I like it.)
And
because it's Kersti, I had to see what knitting it really felt like, so
I cast on for the first sleeve of the hooded zippered cardi in the
Summer Vogue. Yes, breaking my "no wool in summer" rule, but does
Kersti really count? I didn't think so. Kersti + Addis = glorious
knitting, as well. I haven't finished the sleeve yet, but I'm close. So
picture of that to follow, as well. It's a lot more pink and green than
it looks like it would be in the skein, but it's really just a great
colorway. Totally unlike anything I've ever knit with before. And now
I'm on an orange kick. Just working my way through the spectrum.
Watched
the first disc from Season 4 of the Sopranos, and have witnessed the
most disturbing scene ever. Janice. Ralphie. Vibrator. Good GOD. Maybe
it wasn't the toilet that kept me up last night.
7.14.2004
Because
as of today, I have been blogging for a year, but all I hear is
Courtney Cox saying "blogiversary!" as Monica said "plane-i-versary" to
Chandler when they were off to Vegas. And that is why, dear readers, I
won't be getting all woo! anniversary! on you right now. But it has
been a great year. And thanks for reading.

But
I will wish everyone a most happy Bastille Day! I think this is my
favorite non-U.S. or religious holiday. I wish we had a Bastille Day.
Dumping tea in the harbor? So not the same thing. I say we adopt this
holiday and celebrate the hell out of it, and maybe it will inspire us
to storm something of our own. The Monarchy has been supplanted by the
Corporation, and we're in desperate need of revolution.
So go
here to get the music (must have QuickTime--if you don't, browse
this list to find it), and sing along:
Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé! (bis)
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes,
Mugir ces féroces soldats?
Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras
Égorger nos fils, nos compagnes!
Aux armes, citoyens!
Formez vos bataillons!
Marchons! Marchons!
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons!
(OK, I know I'm not the only one who thinks of
Casablanca
when I hear the Marseillaise. I'm also pretty sure I'm not the only one
who tears up at that scene. Am I? Or thinks that Paul Henreid was kinda
foxy? I've gone too far, haven't I? As you were.)
Then later on? You can mix yourself a Bastille Day
cocktail. And read some of the Marquis de Sade's saucier tales.
Update: It's not over, but
it's a start.
7.13.2004
Being
able to listen to as much 97X as I'm awake for is like relaxing in a
hot bath on a cold evening. Mmmmm. With the exception of CD mixes I've
been fortunate to receive, and the random and far too infrequent
impulse CD purchase, I've really gone without hearing new music I like
for...oh, way too long. This station had been my lifeline to the kind
of music I adore best. And to have that link back means, well, means
I'll be spending more money on CDs. In fact, last night, I zipped over
to Amazon and picked up
this and
this.
OK,
so I got the Fall Interweave Knits over the weekend, which shocked me
to the core, although maybe they're making up for how late I got the
Summer issue. Kinda unfair to throw all this great fall knitting at me
in the middle of the summer, but the issue is great and I've already
marked several things I must make. The tartan jacket that I see has
caught the eye of many others. The cover sweater. I like the classic
look of the slanted cardigan. Annie Modesitt's cropped sideways cabled
cardigan looks like a good bet for some stash yarn, as does the shadow
tam. And I just love the floral felted bag. Reminds me of my
grandmother's needlepoint.
But first, I need to get back to the
summer knitting. Haven't really done much over the past couple days, so
today is going to be all Netflix and knitting (followed by TAR and
knitting). As soon as I run a couple cat-related errands and the mail
gets here. Oof. I dislike running errands in the rain. But not as much
as I dislike the smell of a litter box that needs changing.
I'll try to get pictures of what I've been doing up tomorrow.
7.12.2004
IT'S BACK!
I can't think of a more perfect way to begin the week after a perfectly
lovely weekend. Just on a whim, I went to the 97X site to see if,
maybe, they'd gotten it together. And they had. As of TODAY. Synergy,
baby. Things are...Jesus, things are pretty fucking great right now.
Introduction
draft? DONE. I was planning on mailing it off today, but I think I'm
going to sit on it for a day or two and see if I'm inspired to make any
changes to it. I know I'm going to have to revise and add things based
on what my advisor says, but I also would like to send something I feel
really good about, rather than something I feel just all right about.
You know? Sure you do.
So now I feel like I can get back to normal, or as close to normal as I could ever get. Doing normal things. Like buying yarn.
7.9.2004
I may have mentioned before--in fact, I know I did, months ago--that Evelyn Waugh's
Vile Bodies is one of my favorite novels, AND that it was made into a movie called
Bright Young Things, directed by the fabulous Stephen Fry (who writes a mean witty novel himself, I might add. Read
The Liar.
Steph, you in particular would love this one).
OK,
so I'm one of my Google moods, and just found out that the movie will
be released in the States next month. Either August 6, or August 20 (or
both, if the 6th is the limited release). Next month! And I found the
official
website,
which is really too charming. In fact, if you click on the
"Splendidiser" link, you can type in your blog address and have it
translated into BYT-ese. I've done it, and the funniest entry was July
1st's:
I
added the simply marvellous next six pages of the simply bogus
introduction. Golly! Darling, it's a divine rather dull section called
"Situating the blasted Project," a simply bogus necessary component
that proves I know what I'm doing and that I've actually read up
utterly on this kind of stuff . Darling, it explains what's come before
and how I'm "contributing to the horrid field."
I need more
paper. Golly! My dear child, oh, how I miss the priceless days of
pilfering the blasted supply closet of the English Department, my dear
fellow!
That's it, really, really . Didn't blog yesterday
because I didn't have many blogworthy things to say, which is
completely just too bogus! Dash me twice, wrote. How boring! Organized
. I say, knit. Marvellous! Colleen called from California, which was
bloody the blasted highlight of my day. Golly! Look here, but, you
know, when I'm in writing mode I'm not a terribly splendid
conversationalist. It's just too dull. "What's going utterly on?"
"Uhhhhhh...nuthin'. Just writing. Rather! Look here, you know. It's
just too dull. I say, haven't left my desk all day . I dare say, that
sort of thing, my dear fellow! Now see here - yeah." They're in the
bloody midst of tech rehearsals for Suitcase, these twelve-hour stints
that would just totally break me completely. It's just too dull. Now
see here - this is unbearably the dratted play about two women in the
dratted midst of writing their dissertations: "How is blasting well IT
going?" "It is un-going." When I told Col excitedly that IT was jolly
well definitely ongoing, the blasted gal declared she'd tell the simply
marvellous rest of the frightfully boring group. Marvellous! Horridly
on the bloody contrary, i've got a simply too divine shout-out in the
shriekworthy program. Splendid! Look here, i feel like their mascot .
My dear child, it's terribly cool, darling! Darling, if I had the
blasted time, I'd whip up one of those crazy cotton bikinis for the
priceless gal to wear pricelessly on the horrid beach. Ugh, how morbid!
That Velour tank, spiffingly on the frightfully boring other
hand, is decidedly un-going. How shaming! Look here, i do not have
enough yarn to finish it and I refuse to continue by ripping out again
or buying more. Good heavens! My dear child, it's just not meant to be
a frightfully divine tank. It's so damned unfair! I say, i'm guessing
it really, really wants to be a simply too divine bag of some sort. Oh
my! Look here, and/Or, perhaps, Flick, because I think it's hilarious
(in a ghastly splendid way). I'm not a simply splendid belt person.
Ghastly, let me tell you. My dear child, i may be a horrid dominatrix.
It's so damned unfair! Darling, and that's the ghastly goofiest
sentence I think I've ever written. It's so damned unfair! Darling, i
plead academe. Oh my! My dear child, it really, really fries my brain,
darling!
So, instead, I went back to the frightfully divine
other yarn that had been giving me such tsurris: one of the simply too
divine cones of the shriekworthy pseudo-Karabella Zodiac that I picked
up at School Products way way back in February, when I went there with
Maggi. Originally I was simply going to make that retro-looking pleated
blouse from the spring IK, but I couldn't get the frightfully divine
right gauge and still get the simply marvellous appropriate drape. It's
so damned unfair! I say, so I tried it for the priceless Victoria Tank
from the simply marvellous summer IK, and same problem, which is bloody
just too bogus! Now see here - i know I could rework the shriekworthy
math, but you know what I say to that kind of extra work when all I
want is shamefully a nice 'n easy tank? "FEH!" is fabulously what I say
. Darling, but this yarn is bloody a frightfully boring shade of red
that just barely matches the blasted red in the dratted awesome tattoo
print skirt from Beqi, so I have to make something with it NOW. Decided
that the frightfully horrid quickest thing to do would be to double the
horrid strands, so that instead of working with 5 stitches to the inch
spiffingly on US 4s, I'm working with something that gets 4 stitches to
the simply dashing inch on US 9s, which is so very, very, very just too
bogus!
Because of the simply too divine way the jolly yarn is
shriekworthily wound spiffingly on the beastly cone, I couldn't just
unravel the other end and use it, so I quickly wound up two balls of
somewhat equal girth and started up. It's just too dull. Dear me, my
hands decided to do a divine k5, p2 ribbing, and voila! I got myself a
simply dandy donut. Splendid!
I'm thinking about using a divine
different pattern for the bodice, but I haven't decided yet . Dear me,
i like the divine way this yarn looks and feels doubled up--almost like
ribbon yarn, darling! Fabulously on the blasted contrary, and it feels
better and drapes better this way . Now see here - i may have to double
up the simply dashing other pseudo-Karabella yarn I have, isn't it too
divine?!
Blocking Charlotte tomorrow, which is just so just too bogus!
Gah!
P.S.! I almost forgot to direct you to a jolly fabulous, exceedingly
splendid article by my dearest Rachael (yes, I know, most of you
already know about it, but I gotta give my gal props, y'know?). And
then this equally splendid article by Ms. Oh my! Darling, hairball
herself, which really, really did my heart splendid. Ugh, how morbid!
My dear child, knitting is pricelessly sexy. Good heavens! Darling,
political activism is shamefully sexy. Good heavens! Dash me twice,
politically active knitters are fabulously too freakin' amazing for
words. How shaming!
I'm fairly sure it's not the beer I
had with dinner that makes this so funny. The funniest title was "The
Divine Blocking of the Frightful Charlotte." Indeed. I may be up all
night plugging in my archives. Simply spiffing!
(I cannot WAIT to see this movie.)
(sing it with me) but it's ok.
Taking a cue from
Rachael:
I've been knitting. Thus endeth the knitting portion of today's entry.
Seriously, I don't feel like taking pictures of stuff, and I don't feel
like finishing anything I started. I keep starting new things. I think
it's a reaction to it being almost mid-July--summer's almost over and
I've got all this crazy cotton. OK, THUS endeth the knitting portion of
today's entry.
And I've been writing, and plan on mailing off
the intro Monday. I want to say thanks for the positive and
constructive feedback! I haven't had much time to go through and
respond to everyone, but know that your comments mean a lot.
What else? Oh, watching waaaaaaaaay too much
Sex & the City.
Wrapped up season five last night, the one that begins with Fleet Week
(chuckle) and ends with Ron Livingston (here's where I am obliged to
say that
Office Space was one of those great movies that I
thought would be incredibly dumb but wasn't). Kinda schmeh season, but
perfect for, um, knitting.
Go read the Buzzflash headlines.
Yesterday
was fun--Colleen was in my mailbox. Or, a picture of her was on the
envelope from Playwrights Horizons containing an appeal for me to renew
my subscription. She was in a play called
Recent Tragic Events a few months ago at PH and was, if I may say, the best part about it.
Words
cannot convey the vivid disarray my apartment is in right now. Looking
around, I count three wastebaskets in need of emptying, more than a few
empty Diet Coke bottles some of which are just lying on the floor, a
laundry pile of Golem porportions, cat hair globs that drift like
tumbleweeds at the slightest breeze coming through the window (and it's
very slight), piles of DVDs that need reshelving, and yarn. Oh, the
yarn. Spills out of containers everywhere. The dust has almost reached
solid form. I flipped the futon mattress over last week for a change,
but it's beige and now looks disgusting. It only took a week? And it's
official: I have killed the one kind of plant no one is supposed to be
able to kill. Note that this is just stuff I can SEE. My desk is in its
usual state, but at least has some semblance of organization going on.
Look, there's a bill I need to pay. And another one. There's the
writing I've printed out. The phone. Scattered paper clips. Coffee mug
(empty). Random stitch markers (the hell?). Pens that no longer work
that for some reason I haven't thrown away. And now they're on top of
one of the almost-overflowing wastebaskets.
I would like the record to show that there is nothing here about talking rabbits.
7.7.2004
Thanks to
Cari for the link.

You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're
actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their
assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they
build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd
be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
The good news: I am a bonehead.
The Amazing Race
isn't going to be on Saturdays. CBS is just reairing the premiere on
Saturday, so you still have a chance to catch it. Even if you hate
reality shows, give this one a try. It's really the best one out there.
I'm not all that crazy about any of the teams this season, but
frontrunners in my "like" column are the bowling moms. They're the only
ones that come close to past favorites of mine (Kevin and Drew, the
Chas, the Clowns), which means that if they make it past the first
three legs, they will finish fourth. And man, G.I. Dad? Who mashed up
his knee within the first 10 seconds, requiring stitches and almost
missing the first flight and the whole race? Kinda rooting for him,
too. I'm going to give his daughter the benefit of the doubt and say
that the editors cut out a lot of her concern for him. I like the idea
of rooting for a father-daughter team, anyway.
It's unseemly,
how happy I am this show is back on. You'll find me over at the TWoP
forums for the next few weeks. After my four hours are done, of course.
(Today was my free day.)
Still got that Edwards glow.
7.6.2004
The
mood was rather somber last night, as we caught wind of the rumor that
Kerry was naming Dick Gephardt as his running mate (apparently, the
NY Post thought so as well, and splashed the headline on their
front page.
Again, I say "Heh.") Somber and frustrated. Nothing against Gephardt,
whom I still admire and think would be an excellent choice under other
circumstances. But the overall response to "Kerry's picking Gephardt"
was "It's over." Then we debated whether such news was really true,
because it wasn't on the news, so we settled on "not yet, anyway." Then
we went to see
Fahrenheit 9/11, which to be honest? Wasn't
nearly as accusatory or inflammatory as I wanted it to be. It is,
definitely. And it's good. Really good. And it did get me fired up
enough to make a mental note to volunteer for Kerry's campaign.* But it
didn't quite come close to matching the burden of rage that I've been
carrying for the last few months. Almost. But not quite.
So this
morning, when I read the news that Kerry named John Edwards...oh, there
was dancing. Some definite booty shaking going on here. I know, there's
still a lot left to be done, and nothing is in the bag. But oh, just
let me have this moment. Listening to the radio this morning, hearing
the annoucement over and over...I won't get tired of hearing it. Tell
me again.
The thing about the Republicans going after Edwards'
career as a trial lawyer is going to totally backfire, you know. This
is the guy who battled insurance companies and other corporate
conglomerates on behalf of wronged individuals. And oh, I missed those
speeches of his. I wanna hear that announcement again. Who's the
ticket? Thaaaaaaat's right.
Wait--one more time. Mmmmmmmm...Kerry-Edwards.
The
next section of the Introduction to It is up. It's what I consider the
weakest part, because I read it and can see a number of gaps in
information, things that I sort of just gloss over, but I figure that's
what revision is for. I'm going to wait for feedback, to see what
exactly I need to flesh out, and what can stand as is. Otherwise, I'd
just be fleshing everything out, and I just don't wanna do that right
now. This section, creatively titled
Methodology,
lets you know the theoretical approaches I use with the periodicals.
Yeah. Apparently it's not enough to write about things I think are
cool. I have to put it within a FRAMEWORK.
The icing on the cake
is, of course, that THE AMAZING RACE 5 starts tonight. 9:30 ET. But
why, WHY, is CBS banishing the show to Saturday? So wrong. I so need
TiVo.
* Part of my horoscope today: "Directing your energy
toward helping others may be a good way to direct your abundant
energy." Freaky.
Yes! Yes! Yes!(Too exciting for me to wait four hours to post. As you were, now. But...we're gonna WIN.)
7.5.2004
Holidays
are all well and good, particularly if you have a barbecue-friendly
patio, as my downstairs neighbors do. So they had a little barbecue
party yesterday, as I can see from my kitchen window, but they didn't
clean up after themselves, and now it is raining rather heavily on
their plate of sliced tomatoes. It's quite tragic, really.
Go wish
Rachael a happy birthday!
That's it; I got nothin' else. Gotta run some errands and head over to
Cari's for barbecue leftovers and
Fahrenheit 9/11. Totally stuck in my head right now.
7.2.2004
Before:
note: that dark lump to the left is as close as Scout will get.In retrospect, the burgundy towels may not have been the way to go.
After:

Close up:

The thing was practically dry by the time I got the last T-pin in.
Oh,
am I pleased with this. Stretching it out and fastening the pins was
soothing and exciting at the same time, and I realized--it's not that
something so crunched up and small can get so large. It's that the
pattern just pops out, all of a sudden. Epiphany like. I'm hooked. I
want more.
Because this particular Charlotte has been designated
for my mom, who just happens to be celebrating her birthday today.
Happy birthday, mom! Je t'aime.
7.1.2004
I added the next six pages of the introduction. It's a rather dull section called
Situating the Project,
a necessary component that proves I know what I'm doing and that I've
actually read up on this kind of stuff. It explains what's come before
and how I'm "contributing to the field."
I need more paper. Oh, how I miss the days of pilfering the supply closet of the English Department.
That's
it, really. Didn't blog yesterday because I didn't have many blogworthy
things to say. Wrote. Organized. Knit. Colleen called from California,
which was the highlight of my day. But, you know, when I'm in writing
mode I'm not a very good conversationalist. "What's going on?"
"Uhhhhhh...nuthin'. Just writing. You know. Haven't left my desk all
day. That sort of thing. Yeah." They're in the midst of tech rehearsals
for
Suitcase, these twelve-hour stints that would just totally
break me completely. This is the play about two women in the midst of
writing their dissertations: "How is IT going?" "It is un-going." When
I told Col excitedly that IT was definitely ongoing, she said she'd
tell the rest of the group. I've got a shout-out in the program. I feel
like their mascot. It's very cool. If I had the time, I'd whip up one
of those crazy cotton bikinis for her to wear on the beach.
That
Velour tank, on the other hand, is decidedly un-going. I do not have
enough yarn to finish it and I refuse to continue by ripping out again
or buying more. It's just not meant to be a tank. I'm guessing it
really wants to be a bag of some sort. And/Or, perhaps,
Flick,
because I think it's hilarious (in a good way). I'm not a belt person.
I may be a dominatrix. And that's the goofiest sentence I think I've
ever written. I plead academe. It really fries my brain.
So,
instead, I went back to the other yarn that had been giving me such
tsurris: one of the cones of the pseudo-Karabella Zodiac that I picked
up at School Products way way back in February, when I went there with
Maggi.
Originally I was going to make that retro-looking pleated blouse from
the spring IK, but I couldn't get the right gauge and still get the
appropriate drape. So I tried it for the Victoria Tank from the summer
IK, and same problem. I know I could rework the math, but you know what
I say to that kind of extra work when all I want is a nice 'n easy
tank? "FEH!" is what I say. But this yarn is a shade of red that just
barely matches the red in the awesome tattoo print skirt from
Beqi,
so I have to make something with it NOW. Decided that the quickest
thing to do would be to double the strands, so that instead of working
with 5 stitches to the inch on US 4s, I'm working with something that
gets 4 stitches to the inch on US 9s.
Because of the way the
yarn is wound on the cone, I couldn't just unravel the other end and
use it, so I quickly wound up two balls of somewhat equal girth and
started up. My hands decided to do a k5, p2 ribbing, and voila! I got
myself a donut.

I'm
thinking about using a different pattern for the bodice, but I haven't
decided yet. I like the way this yarn looks and feels doubled
up--almost like ribbon yarn. And it feels better and drapes better this
way. I may have to double up the other pseudo-Karabella yarn I have.
Blocking Charlotte tomorrow.
Gah! P.S.! I almost forgot to direct you to a fabulous, exceedingly good
article by my dearest
Rachael (yes, I know, most of you already know about it, but I gotta give my gal props, y'know?). And then this equally good
article by
Ms. Hairball herself,
which really did my heart good. Knitting is sexy. Political activism is
sexy. Politically active knitters are too freakin' amazing for words.
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